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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Another day, another post

Did you know, that some bloggers (I think that's what they're called) post stuff on their blog everyday. Also, for some of those people that's their job. Here is their average work day:

-Wake up whenever.
-Turn on their computer.
-Play a couple of games, and look at cats on YouTube.
-Grudgingly go to work. Of course it takes them a whopping five seconds to "go to work".
-Add something to their blog, maybe a picture but if they're really talented they might add a video!
-Shut off the computer
-People actually look at their new material, and unknowingly give that person money

Of course this is an over-exaggeration, but some people make some o.k cash with their blogs. I highly doubt that one can make a living with it, but it's still money. Maybe I should add stupid content to my blog just to make tons of cash... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

But I digress

I am feeling very jealous of myself right now. Did I get a new electronic device? No. Did I get a girlfriend? Sadly no. Did I get anything at all? Technically yes; SUMMER! I get to wake up whenever, do just about whatever and I have forever to do whatever whenever (say that five times fast)!

For kids, having three months of nothing to do is called boring. For adults, having a week of nothing to do is heaven. Most of the summer (so far) I have been doing nothing. Don't get me wrong, because that would just be the end of all humanity if you got me wrong, I've done some pretty cool things over the summer, but on weekdays when the parents are working I've had some trouble entertaining myself.

I've visited exactly twelve web sites on "what to do when you're bored". I'm creative enough to run a blog, but I can't even entertain myself for a day? Well, thank you for pretending that you actually care what I have to say and making me believe that I have followers. If you haven't followed my blog, then maybe you should. It's not a virus or anything. In fact you don't even have to look at my blog, just follow it. please?

Well that's all folks!

Oh I almost forgot! Today's post was brought to you by the letter G.

-T-Dawg

Monday, July 11, 2011

Free Slurpee Day

As you probably do or don't know, today is free Slurpee day at most (if not all) 7/11 stores. Why? Because as you probably do or don't know, today is 7/11. Don't worry, it took me a while to get the joke. Of course you can only get a small cup for free and not a regular size, but a Slurpee is a Slurpee no matter how small and nonetheless I got a sugar rush.

I am feeling nauseous, and dizzy. I feel blood rushing to the top of my head, and I'm not even upside down. Was it that Slurpee? No! It was.... WRITER'S BLOCK!!!!!

Lets see, what to write, what to write, what to write... I wonder if I should just make up something, since it's not like you could tell if I'm lying or not.

It was 8:42 a.m, and I just woke up. I slept a little later then usual last night since I stayed up so late fighting off evil ninja cats. My fists were sore, but I couldn't let that disrupt my daily training. Sweat was pouring down my scowling face as I hit the punching bag over, and over again. Once one of my knuckles fell off, I decided that I was done with training. I sat down to eat, when suddenly...

nah. That's not even remotely realistic, but entertaining. I bet I could get some real attention on the internet with this kind of stuff (light bulb). Another thing that would probably make this blog more popular is if I stopped thinking out loud.

Thank you for reading this post, and if you don't think you want to visit the blog again I will leave you with a cliff hanger...

Some of my future posts, due to lack of good real life material, will be made up and hopefully more interesting. (but don't get your hopes up too high please)

But remember this is Just a Blog and you are Just a Person, unless you follow this blog then you are AWESOME!!!

-T-Dawg


Tuesday, July 05, 2011

illegally loving my country...

Mysterious title, right? If you are not from Texas, then you may have not heard about the burn ban that is in effect. In short, I couldn't burn down the neighborhood with fireworks this year. Unlike the title says I obeyed the law and instead of fireworks, I celebrated America by doing everything American. I spent some time on the lake, I ate a cheeseburger, I ate ice cream on a big waffle cone and last but not least I watched Star Wars.

Now that I'm done with the prologue (yes that wasn't even the beginning!!), I am deeply sorry for not posting anything on my blog for the past weeks or months. Actually, I'm not sorry. Now to the next order of business. There's really nothing else to say, except...

I got your hopes up didn't I? You must hate me right now. Have a great summer, and while your at it visit my blog again!

-Tdawg

Friday, May 20, 2011

From the pond to the ocean.

Today was the last (half)day of school. It started with an easy Final Exam for Speech class, and ended with nostalgic memories and tears. Just kidding, it ended with me screaming "good riddance!". I have mixed feelings about leaving middle school. I definitely don't regret going to the middle school that I went to, but I would never in a long time go back. There were some good times I had there, but I am ready to go to high school.

Unlike my middle school, my high school will be just a regular public school. Now that I type that out loud (does that even make any sense at all?) it's not just a public school. I got accepted to their fine arts magnet program, so that should be good. When it comes to academics I'm not worried, but socially... I have some things to catch up on. I have been going to a school that is so small for the past four years that it is like a family, and in this context I don't mean it in a good way. I see the same people over and over and over and over and-you get the point. In short, I'm excited to go to high school.

This summer, I should have tons of more time to post on this blog something good for once. I will also (hopefully) have time to work on my California blog if I haven't forgotten it all already. Anyways, see you guys later (just kidding, I can't see you).

_T-Dawg

Monday, May 09, 2011

ESS

E.S.S, or simply End of School Syndrome. Unless you can pause time, or you are in Elementary school you can't escape it. The stress caused by E.S.S damages your nervous system, causing confusion, tiredness, and zombification. The only cure is summer. I, being the end of the year, have E.S.S and I don't like it. It almost feels like I have the entire world on my shoulders, but I only have two weeks left so there's hope.

Anyways I have a science final this week, so I will have to make this the shortest post of ALL TIME!!


_T-Dawg