Christmas Eve

Twas the day before Christmas I hopped out of my bed,

"Good morning Thomas" my little brother said.

I pulled out my itouch and played the game scrabble,

while my little brother was watching Dr. Who babble.

My electronic ran out of battery fairly quick,

why is this Christmas poem not about St. Nick?

My parents got up at the usual time,

they made me take a shower to get rid of the grime.

The scrabble game was frozen, my battery was low,

if misfortunes continued, my anger will grow.

The shower calmed me down but didn't prepare me,

for all of the floors that needed some cleaning.

My brother shouted with much arrogance,

"It was [my] turn to vacuum" without any evidence.

The vacuum was evil, and always put me in pain,

As I started to clean I did it in vein.

I felt like a robot with no Christmas spirit,

you could give me a car and I would easily forget it.

The Christmas tree was just another plant,

Christmas Carols were as dull as a Gregorian Chant.

By the time I was done, I felt like a corpse

The morning put me in mind warps.

Could I regain my Christmas joy you might ask,

I only had 12 more hours for me to unmask.

As I was floating in a bath of hate,

a light shined on me so amazing and great.

A ghost came near me and as I stood in aghast,

he said that he was the ghost of Christmas past.

I punched him in the face, but my fist went right through,

then we both disappeared in (what felt like) dew.

As the gas cleared out of my eyes,

I then started to realize,

that this poem is already too long.

Moral of this story: Never make your kids vacuum the house, or they will blog about it and take up a lot of your holiday time.

If you really want to know, I recovered after getting to eat some cookie dough and I am now having a good Christmas Eve. I hope this didn't spoil your Holiday joy.

-T-Dawg

Black Friday feast!

Technically, this year, I didn't have the Thanksgiving feast on Thanksgiving. Instead I had it on Black Friday, hence the title. This is mostly because most of the family could actually make it on Friday instead of Thursday. I wonder if anybody got killed this year on Black Friday. I remember hearing on the news a couple of years ago about someone getting trampled by a crowd of good old American shoppers. Really? REALLY?! Anyways, the food was awesome. I hope everyone else had a good Thanksgiving (On Thanksgiving). Did anyone ever see the parade? Well I didn't. My brother made us watch "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" I nearly threw up. Instead, I decided to study. It was boring. I also read Frankenstein. O.K, now I'm getting random. I hope you guys have a wonderful holiday and remember to follow my blog. OR ELSE. Thanks

-T-Dawg

4 Day weekend!

Yep, that's right.. FOUR DAY WEEKEND! Also, if you look at the top of the blog you should find a graph with some numbers next to it. Those are my stats for the blog. It tells you how many views and the graph tells you how much at what time. Lets see those numbers rise! Anyways, school has been going O.K. This Monday is parent teacher conferences so that should be interesting. I can see it already: "Your son is the God of gods. His scores, well forget about those, but he is the most spectacular human being on the face of this Earth! He will be the ruler of the world when he grows up, this child is something God-like." Well, maybe a little more humble but I think I've been a good little boy. Anyways Halloween is coming up and let me tell you all of the fun things that I will do:

study for something.

-T-Dawg

school starting, Labor Day, and other useless things going on.

I know, I know! It's been about a month since I have even looked at my blog and I'm sorry. School has started, and I literally hit the ground running. I hope everybody had a good Labor Day weekend, because mine was pretty sweet. I chillaxed (chilled-relaxed) and enjoyed the last swim time I would ever get before summer started again. I say I was relaxing but for most of the time I was on a tube or on a knee board behind a boat. Oh yeah and did I mention that this boat was really fast, plus the huge waves. The product was really sore hands. Anyways, I guess that it is all I will say for now. It's funny how sometimes you don't know what to type. It's like you run out of

My Vacation!

Hey! Today's Wednesday and two days ago on Monday I got back from an awesome vacation. We went to Port Aransas and Corpus Christi. In Port Aransas we went to the beach, ate waffles, went to an art gallery, and got our pictures taken in front of one of those gift shops with a huge fake shark in front of it that you can walk right into! On Sunday, we decided to go to Corpus Christi so we could eat at one of the best Italian restaurants in the United States (according to my grandfather). Unfortunately, when we got to the place it was closed Sundays and Mondays! We still had fun though. We went on a boat tour in nice boat, then went to the aquarium. I have already been to Corpus on a school trip so I was kind of like a tour guide. I put together a video of the trip, but wouldn't you know when I put it on YouTube there's NO SOUND!! Technology can kind of be a pain sometimes. Anyways, thanks for reading my blog.

Or should I say... JUSTABLOG!

-T-Dawg

Port Aransas!

Hey guys. Today I'm going to Port Aransas, and I'm staying the whole weekend. I'll tell you all about it when I get back. I'm pretty excited to go out to the beach. But once it's over... It's just about school time (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO). I hate how teachers and parents expect you to be excited to go back to school. It's like they created summer so that kids will be away from school so long that they'll be begging to come back. WRONG!! If you took a kid out of school and waited until he/she wanted to go back you would be waiting 30 years later when he realizes how stupid he/she is. For 30 years we're talking about a stupid happy kid. Anyways, I'm going into 8th grade so one more year until high-school. See ya' later

-T-Dawg

My YouTube Account (and my summer vacation)

Hey guys, You may be wondering, what is this video doing on my blog? Well It's me. I'm making videos on YouTube and this is my first one. This is the only time I want to put YouTube videos that are mine in my blog. My username is justausername97. Anyways, I'm doing these videos on my webcam so they don't look too pretty. You can subscribe or don't even bother to look at my videos. Don't worry, I'll still be blogging! Hopefully the YouTube account can bring traffic to my blog or vise versa. Right I'm just enjoying my summer, by staying home and doing nothing. Of course that's not all I did over summer, but 85% of it probably was. This weekend though I will get to go to Port Aransas and that will be super fun hanging out on the beach! See ya' -T-Dawg

A very int(ER)esting day

If you didn't already catch it in the title then I'll say it again: ER. Yep, it was fun! The good part is that I'll live, the bad part is that I will always be just a head for the rest of my life...

:-P

Just kidding. What really happened was that when I went to the Barton Springs dog pool with my brother and my mom's cousin I cut the ankle of my foot open on a rock. I mean seriously! If the ankle of my foot is going to be cut open can't it be something more like: When I was fighting for my life in a New Jersey alley; me against five gang members, I threw a kick and the leader stabbed me in the foot. But I killed them all anyways. That is what should of happened. I just stubbed my foot on a sharp rock while flowing on a fast current. The best part about it was that right when I was two seconds away from hitting the rock my brother shouts, "Oh yeah, watch out for that sharp rock sticking up that will cut you if you hit it!" When I first got the cut I thought it was just a big blister. It didn't hurt at all, but when I got out of the water to see how bad it was, I saw a lot of blood and a flap of skin barely attached to my ankle. It was kind of a panic, since I would have to cross the water to get to the car but I didn't want to infect my cut. So I waited for Elysia and my brother to pull the car around to around where I was. In the mean time I was stuck with two 12 year olds to watch me.

The cut started to numb a little, until the the two kids I was sitting next to showed me their cut and bleeding feet that they also got from the same rock. As they explained their pain and blood loss I felt a lot worse. When Elysia drove the car around, she came and saved me from the two 12 year olds, wrapped a T-Shirt around my foot and we walked up a hill and to the car. Eventually I was in the Emergency Room (I don't think it was an emergency). It was not that bad, until I was waiting in the room for two hours straight waiting for a doctor to come and tell me that they forgot to get the ointments again (Doh!). Eventually we got out of the place and I got told the bad news: I can't swim or put any kind of weight on that foot for a week. I'm O.K with the 'not swimming' part of it, but I can't jump on the trampoline, I can't play soccer, and I can't even kick my computer when it freezes. This is going to be a long week.

Today, Saturday, I watched the A-Team movie. It was better then I thought it would be, but (SPOILER ALERT) it wasn't as good as the T.V episodes.

Quote of the day: "When Thomas Magnuson tells you that he's going to put a quote at the end of every post he's lying. Sue him." -Anonymous Blogger

See ya'! -T-Dawg

SUMMER!!!

Wow, it's summer. It makes me dizzy to think about such an awesome thing! You can do WHAT EVER YOU WANT!!!! Well, except for the fact that I have a huge list of chores every single day of this wonderful summer which includes laundry, yard work, cleaning the whole house, etc. To top it off I have SUMMER HOMEWORK. So technically the amount of play time I will have will add to up to the amount of time there is on a weekend. YAY!!! Unlike most of my extravagant classmates I am stepping one foot out Texas. There is only a slight chance that I might go to a neighboring state but that would be the farthest I would go. But I hope I have a fun summer, and I hope that you do to!

-T-Dawg

School has officially let out it's full wrath of fury.

The title says all (like it always does). The finals are here and never in my life have I wanted to destroy paper and pencils so bad. I have fully recovered from my science final trauma (lasts for a couple of weeks, or months, possibly two). Well, to tell you the truth the science final wasn't as bad as I thought it would be except I know I probably got an 80 something. I hope I get at least an 80. I will even thank God for a 79. Well, I say that it's hard to make a B but I wouldn't be proud of a C+. Anyways, next week (or this week, AAAAAHHHH!!!) I have a Latin Final, which I am really scared of. I want that stupid credit, but science has unfortunately taken up a lot of my time leaving little time to study for other subjects like Latin. On the day before the last day of school I have a math final, and the Monday of that week I have a civics final. FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN SO MUCH FUN!!!! I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL I GET TO TAKE ALL THESE UBER-FUN FINAL EXAMS!!!! YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!!!

Anyways, if I were to make videos instead of posts what would your prefer?

A) Do videos on YouTube
B) Do videos on the blog
C) Do videos on YouTube and posts on the blog
D) No videos (period)
E) Just delete this blog be a "YouTuber"
F) No, I don't think that the police officer
Should have tazed that boy. (oops, wrong poll)



I will turn this into a poll, and you can express your feelings, and I will Definitely listen... (-:<

-T-Dawg

[ Insert clever title here ]

Yeah, I'm a little lazy but my laziness has made me come up with a pretty creative title for my post. Funny how that works. Anyways, my business will come to a close soon since the business project is over. Business was never good. But It's O.K, I'm only 50 bucks in debt. But if you look at the good side, three people bought T-Shirts; That I knew personally (one being my dad). Aren't you glad that I'm taking this situation as glass half full? Well I am.

Anyways, I just had a hard science test (aren't they all hard) on Friday and I'm glad that it is over. I probably made a B, which is good for the plant test. In the history of my science class, no man nor woman has made a 100% on that test. It is very hard and long and most of all boring. I think that's why people don't do so well, because they have to stop studying after 5 minutes so they don't die of boredom. Did you know, that before the plant test I loved plants. Everywhere I looked there was a plant and I smiled at them and cheerfully said, "Hello, how are you to today?" In return, they would give me oxygen. That is all I really cared about them. I didn't want to really get into much more detail. BUT NOOOOOO! Once I got my plant notes I saw a plant and said, "SHUT UP YOU STUPID PLANT! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE VASCULAR OR NON-VASCULAR SO JUST SHUT UP!!!"

Actually, it would be kind of weird if I talked to a plant at all. If I saw a guy talking to plant, I would first assume that he was giving the plant carbon dioxide, until he/she would stare at me and say "I think he's staring at us talking." That actually happened to me. It was very awkward. Well, if I think that the plant test is hard I can't wait until the final exam. It has everything that we learned ever. EVER. EVERRRRRRRRR!!! EEEEEEEVVVVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!! To top it off, we have a final in every class except English, but when do you need that anyways? Just Kidding.

AAAAAAHHHHH. Sorry. I just randomly scream sometimes. I usually do it after I just spilled all my guts out on a post and then forgot what I wrote and then didn't think that it made any since at all. AAAAAHHHH! Well, guess what. You'll never guess. Just try. I dare you. Give up? No? Maybe? Well you should. You know why? 'Cause Ima never gonna tell ya'!!!!

T-Dawg wus heer

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-T-Dawg

follow!!!!

Hey, guys, seriously, FOLLOW THIS BLOG!!! If you're new to reading my posts, feel free to pass, but if you love this blog, me, the posts, etc. you should follow this blog. It's a win-win situation: You can see instantly when I make a new post and instead of having to type in the url, from your blog account you can go to my blog instantly. For me, it makes me and my blog look like it's THE COOLEST THING EVER!!!! Anyways, This Saturday (April 3) is my B-Day and I think that by following me that would be a great birthday present. Show this blog to your friends, and their friends, and their uncle's, and their uncle's friend's, and their sisters, etc.

Oh yeah, you better hurry with that following-my-blog-thing 'cause this blogs going to be shut down tomorrow. APRIL FOOLS!!! Oh, that never gets old.

-T-Dawg

Blog's new looks

So, how do ya' like it? I personally think that it's pretty awesome. I do want to hear your ideas about what you think my background should be if you have any great ideas. Have you guys seen the office lately? Well I haven't so shut up. This is basically my day: Wake up; eat breakfast; go to school an hour early and hear people talking about the last office episode; the first class where I hear people talking about the last episode of the office; have a break for 30 minutes and have to listen to people talk repeatedly about the funniest part of the last office episode and talk about each and every single character (mostly Dwight); third class where people for a minute talk about all the other stuff on comedy central then go back to talking about the office; fourth class where people ask me if I have seen the office where I tell them no and then get made fun of for the whole period; lunch, where for 30 minutes strait they talk about the office;fifth class, where people predict the next office episode; the last class, where people try to create their own "mega-desk"; and last but not least there is PE where people actually don't talk about the office, they talk about Family guy. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!




Sorry, I needed that. Anyways, the scientists who said that not watching television will help you socially and other stuff are wrong. All everybody does is watch television in their free time so the people who don't can't socialize at all because to socialize with somebody you have to now what they are talking about right? If you don't watch television and all people do is talk about what they saw on television you can't socialize. Didn't think of that did you? But then again there's Hulu...

Have you ever noticed how many times in posts I have started talking about the main point of this whole paragraph and then gone off into something random? Well I have. And for those of you who don't like it when people go off into other off-topic subjects I'm sorry, but don't expect nothing great because this is justablog.

-T-Dawg

my cat has superpowers beyond belief of mankind

Just kidding. I love my cat, but I know that the most extraordinary thing that she can do is catch a squirrel and bring back it's skull just for me (good times). Right now I am just doing some homework, but I decided to speak to you fellow followers. The disease project for science is really taking up most of my life, but it is pretty interesting what you learn on these research projects. My disease (I don't know if I have already told you this) is Polio, or Poliomyelitis and this disease has tons and tons of history. The two types of vaccines, IPV (inactivated polio vaccine)and OPV (oral polio vaccine) were made around the same time period (late '50s and early '60s). The funny thing is that the two people who made the vaccines, Jonas Salk (IPV) and Albert Sabin (OPV) were rivals. Albert Sabin hated Jonas' guts and vise versa. When Jonas Salk tried to test his vaccine on children, Albert Sabin would be the first to protest. Unfortunately for Sabin, OPV has caused polio to people taking the vaccine. Though very rare did this happen, IPV is now the proffered polio vaccine. Wow, That's not even 1/100th of the information that I need to know for this disease. I can go on and on and on about it, but I'm sure you would love for me to SHUT UP!!! Anyways, see ya' l8r!

P.S- Wasn't the super bowl AWESOME!? GO SAINTS! (Did you know that the saints came to the game on motorcycles? It was like the Hell's Angels!)


-T-Dawg

"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind."
-Albert Einstein

The Disaster in Haiti.

Hello fellow people. I bet many of you have seen the terrible disaster in Haiti, and in response I have put a banner on the side of my blog. You can donate, and help the people of Haiti today. This isn't just Obama's time to do something good to the world! Anyways, I might not be on here for a long time because I have:

THE DISEASE PROJECT!! (I might tell you about it when I get around to it)

T-Dawg

Quote for the post- "A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog."
-Jack London (1876 - 1916)