Hanging out with St. Patrick

You think you're safe in your house, behind your computer, with your coffee, but you're not. I will find you, and when I do... I will pinch you because I know you're not wearing green. I will...

Anyways, on a happier note, happy St. Patrick's day! Well, I don't think that I will be doing much to celebrate the occasion. I guess because this holiday tends to be more drinking then celebrating leprechauns and rainbows and stuff like that. At least where I live. But I could be wrong.

Hopefully today I get to see some free music tonight (The Strokes). Ever heard of them? Gary Coleman, Conrad Bain, Todd Bridges? Yeah, my jokes are pretty bad.

Well, I hope everybody has a great St. Patrick's day, and enjoys their spring break.

-T-Dawg

Five days in California (Parents Not Included)

After much thought and debate with myself (it only lasted for four seconds), I have decided that my trip to California is too awesome for its own post on this blog. It deserves it's own blog! So, as I have just hinted to you, I have another blog in honor of my five days off of stress. If you want to check it out, I'm still adding on (There will be at least five or six entries), but by the time you are finished reading what I've got so far I will have made another post. If you want you can follow that blog and tell your friends about it.

What, you want a link to it? Oh, I forgot, you guys can't read my mind. Well here it is:

MY BLOG 2.0

HAPPY 1000 VIEWS!!! (and pi day)

I can hear the eye of the tiger playing in the background, the crowd cheering, and I can see a pool of sweat on the ground. All of these things are fake, but the 1000 that I saw on the top of my blog wasn't. It was a complete coincidence that I was the 1000th viewer. Sure, I might have hit the re-fresh button 900 out of the 1000 times, but it's the people that actually look at this blog that made this possible. Thank you. I would also like to thank the academy, and my agents for spending endless time doing pointless things that I am to lazy to do for my money, and last but not least: THE RE-FRESH BUTTON!!

And other news; today (3/14) is pi day. The long awaited day where you finally have an excuse for acting like a nerd and eating pi at the same time! 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510

These are the 50 or so digits of pi that I have memorized. You can now tell your friends that I have no life.

Speaking of not having a life, I got a Facebook! You can be my friend, or you can poke me (what the heck is the point of that anyways), or you can even play Farm Ville with me! Just Kidding.

IN THE NEXT EPISODE: Thomas goes to California and tells his story: Will this post actually be INTERESTING? Will it gain many followers? Will Thomas ever finish this current post?

Stay tuned, and all of your questions will (probably not) be answered!

-T-Dawg

Next Week

Hello people. I am here to inform you that next week I will be in San Francisco! You can do one of two things: Hit the screen of your computer out of pure jealousy, or you can wait until spring break. Why? Well hopefully I will have a post on my awesome adventures! I will be in San Francisco for 5 days (Mon-Fri) and I will do almost everything a tourist can do.

Another thing that I will talk to you about is my "1000 views party"! Unfortunately I can't tell who would be the 1000th viewer, but I will at least know when. So hit the re-fresh button! What kind of party will this be? (get ready to be super disappointed) a post saying "yay 1000 views".

Well, back to being bored I guess.

- T-Dawg